"Where's your father," Alicia Mead asked her daughter Nancy, "I'm getting awfully tired of trying to keep track of that man!?!" "The last time I saw him was up in the bathroom," Nancy replied while pouring herself a glass of orange juice, "he was scrubbing the floor around the toilet!!!" "He should have been done with that long ago," Alicia said irritably, "if I find out he's been screwing off, I'll make him wish he damned well hadn't!!!" "Aw, take it easy on him, mom," Nancy said between sips of juice, "he's doing the best he can, after all, you're pretty hard on him!!!" Alicia Mead spun around to face her daughter and spat, "Don't you ever take that tone with me young lady, I don't care that you are eighteen, you're my daughter and you'll show some respect, got it!?!" A frightened Nancy quickly replied apologetically, "I'm sorry, mom, I didn't mean to cross you, I'll be more careful, I promise!!!" Alicia's mood softened instantly as she replied, "I know you meant well, dear, but men were made to be controlled, and they really aren't happy unless a strong female is running their lives, now tell me, have you ever heard your father complaining about anything!?!" "No," Nancy replied softly, "I guess not!!!" "Of course you haven't," Alicia responded, "now go upstairs and tell him to come down here at once!!!"
"What's been taking you so long," Alicia asked her husband, Curt, "you've been up there for over an hour, cleaning the bathroom should never take that long!?!" With his head hung down and his hands at his side he replied softly, "It was very messy around the base of the toilet, and I wanted to make sure that it was clean and sanitary!!!" Why would it be extra dirty this week," she demanded, "I certainly didn't create the problem!?!" With a slight shiver, Curt said, "Well, uh, when I urinated last night I guess I missed the bowl and got some on the floor!!!" With a look of fury on her face she snapped, "Haven't I told you never, and I mean never, to stand up when urinating, you aren't man enough to stand up when you piss, you have to sit down just like a little girl!?!" "Yes, ma'am," he replied softly, "I promise it won't happen again!!!" "You're damn right it won't happen again," she shot back quickly, "now shut your mouth and take off your clothes, and I mean now!!!"
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